Squirrel Slayer (1.0)
Tamriel is in Danger
Not because of dragons, not because of Daedra but because of an unstoppable army of belligerent squirrels!
These once-cute furballs have united under the dark banner of the Great Black Oak, plotting to conquer the world one acorn at a time.
The dreadful news comes from Rigurt the Brash, self-proclaimed Nord ambassador and expert in adorable yet treacherous wildlife.
According to his diplomatic report Everythings Fine, Except the Squirrels, these creatures have already infiltrated every corner of Tamriel. Rigurt warns you:
Theyre small, theyre fast, and theyve got a suspicious look. A very suspicious look. And most importantly, theyll rip your arm off in two shakes! We must act before they demand a seat at the Alliance War Council!
Thats where YOU come in.
As a member of the ultra-secret Order of the SquirrelSlayer, you are the last line of defense between Tamriel and rodent domination.
Your mission:
Track squirrels across every map with a magical (and slightly exaggerated) detection system.
Eliminate every furry threat, whether in Cyrodiil, Skyrim, or the most peaceful glades of Valenwood.
Count your kills proudly on your HUD, because in every good crusade, statistics matter.
Merge nearby detection points to keep your maps neat and organized, because even the war against squirrels must stay tidy.
And never forget:
Today, one squirrel tomorrow, all of Tamriel.
Join the resistance
Slay squirrels
Save the world
